I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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