Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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