Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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