I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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