Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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