I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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