Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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