i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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