HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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