Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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