Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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