We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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