In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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