I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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