i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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