What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
