I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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