if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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