You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.