You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
