Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize