but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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