I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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