...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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