how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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