I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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