The maid of honor just puked.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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