i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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