She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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