I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires