I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.