Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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