Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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