I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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