The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I hate all girls vehemently.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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