i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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