So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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