I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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