I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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