I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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