So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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