she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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