I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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