shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
