i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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