If that was your dad, he is hot
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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