What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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