You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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