margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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