she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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