ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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