That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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