I don't usually arrange sex via text message
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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