if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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