Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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