if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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