Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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