I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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